Public Wiki FrOSCon 2008:General disclaimer

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Disclaimers:

  • All models over 18 years of age.
  • Apply only to affected area.
  • Approved for veterans.
  • As seen on TV.
  • At participating locations only.
  • Avoid contact with skin.
  • Batteries not included.
  • Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
  • Call toll free before digging.
  • Colors may, in time, fade.
  • Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
  • Contents may settle during shipment.
  • Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
  • Do not stamp.
  • Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
  • Do not write below this line.
  • Driver does not carry cash.
  • Edited for television.
  • Employees and their families are not eligible.
  • For official use only.
  • For off-road use only.
  • For recreational use only.
  • Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
  • Keep away from fire or flame.
  • Keep in a cool, dry place.
  • Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
  • Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
  • May be too intense for some viewers.
  • No alcohol, dogs or horses.
  • No Canadian coins.
  • No passes accepted for this engagement.
  • No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
  • No purchase necessary.
  • No solicitors.
  • Not recommended for children.
  • Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
  • Not the Beatles.
  • No user-serviceable parts inside.
  • One size fits all.
  • Penalty for private use.
  • Postage will be paid by addressee.
  • Post office will not deliver without postage.
  • Price does not include taxes.
  • Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
  • Replace with same type.
  • Reproduction strictly prohibited.
  • Restaurant package, not for resale.
  • Sanitized for your protection.
  • Simulated picture.
  • Slippery when wet.
  • Some equipment shown is optional.
  • Subject to change without notice.
  • Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
  • This is not an offer to sell securities.
  • This supersedes all previous notices.
  • Times approximate.
  • Use only in well-ventilated area.
  • Void where prohibited, some assembly required.
  • We have sent the forms, which seem to be right for you.
  • You must be present to win.
  • Why disclaim 'er?
  • ... So there.

The Mother of All Disclaimers

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